National Tell A Joke Day :)

Did you know that today was "National Tell A Joke Day"? 

Well...now ya know ;)

So, let's see what you've got-leave a comment with your BEST kid friendly joke (I need to step up my game in the jokes department)

Here's mine: 

Why was the tissue dancing?

Because there was a little boogie in it!

*Hahahahah*

Your turn...